total.pardo

“…my mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternative…”

so, you’d like to listen a little to the petulant preponderances of pardo? right click and select “save as” to save each pardocast to your hard drive - and listen to your heart’s content (or until you suffer an embolism). each pardocast lasts between 15-30 minutes and will have you scratching your head for twice that amount wondering what compelled you to waste the time in the first place to listen to his meandering nonsense. remember, mp3 is not a crime…choose open source!

installment:
• 005 - astronomically priced CDs; sex in space; ipod fines; and mac hate
• 004 - the internets - open for wireless, closed for china; the next big war on the net - IMs; simple ways to make yourself more clever; scamBay
• 003 - you’re not gay if you like coldplay, mother of all bombs, girls are smarter than boys, accidental emails, nerve gas in a river near you
• 002 - essence of geek, high fiber, blind targets, chivalry for your valentine, and racy razors
• 001 - cyberstalking, hot sex, the spanish-american war, and wacky conspiracies
• 000 - mta strike, downtime for dungy, painful popes, and the commercialization of christmas

all pardocasts were recorded at pardohaus recording studios, on subpar equipment, by a below average, over enthusiastic amateur - yours truly, johnny pardo. any similarity to real people, events, places, or reality itself is purely unintentional and wholly dogmatic. those not agreeing with the author will find the back or close buttons on their browser to be a convenient remedy for their woes. all wrongs reserved. @COPYLEFT 2008